Wednesday, January 28, 2009

A Bad Smell In The Office


I am in the dog house with Beryl today. The Liquid Ass order arrived and I made the mistake of opening it in the office. Just opening the cardboard outer box was enough to leave a smell like a cat litter box that has been left for two weeks.

I had to put the contents into zip lock bags immediately, but the smell is still here. Imagine what this stuff must smell like when you actually open the bottle! Like it says on the website "Liquid ASS is an overwhelming, stinky, funny prank product, and is probably the worst smell you could ever subject your nostrils to". I believe that claim.

A great prank gift for sure, but please don't prank us with it.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Delinquents With Combs


You must have seen them, gangs of youths hanging out on street corners with well groomed hair, helping old ladies across the road even if they didn't want to cross.
Could this be the Delinquents With Combs? This new product has just arrived at the warehouse of boystomengifts.com, and we think it's great. Some of you may remember it being used in the cult movie Grease.

It looks just like a switchblade knife, but instead of a blade, out comes a comb. There is also a safety catch so it doesn't misfire in your pocket.

At only $5.99, tidy hair has never been so fun and affordable.