Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Kids Say The Funniest Things

Kids Say The Funniest Things

1. Jack was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

2. Melanie asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

3. Steven hugged and kissed his Mom goodnight. "I love you so much, that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

4. Brittany had an earache and wanted a painkiller. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a childproof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

5. Susan was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

6. Danni stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

7. Tammy was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

8. Mark was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

9. Clinton was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

10. James was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

Source: Daves Daily

AsK Men 2009 Great Male Survey

Ask men Canada survey taken from their website....


Who is "the modern man"? He's not easy to identify, and attempts to do so typically descend into vague terminology like "macho" and "metrosexual." What we need is data -- real, hard numbers -- that provide insight into how contemporary men think and behave in their professional lives, during their down-time and over the course of their romantic relationships. We at AM have that data. We have that data because more than 50,000 of our readers supplied it to us by participating in the 2009 Great Male Survey.


Top 10
MOST INTERESTING ANSWERS

No.10

38% - Own more than seven pairs of shoes

No.9
57% - Think that Canada's health care system is the world's best

No.8
77% - Think moral standards in business are on the decline

No.7

84% - Think it's important that a girlfriend have "wife potential"

No.6
91% - Believe in marriage

No.5
84% - Believe Canada should assert its authority over the Arctic

No.4
78% - Exaggerate in the sex stories they tell to friends

No.3
45% - Believe Winnipeg deserves an NHL team

No.2
83% - Surf the web on their phone

No.1
83% - Are glad to have been in Canada during the recession

Source: Askmen.com

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Six-Year-Old Artist's Paintings































Kieron Williamson is exhibiting his work in his home town of Holt to celebrate his seventh birthday.

The six-year-old's painting's of Norfolk beauty spots have taken the local art scene by storm.

Kieron's talent was held in such high regard by a local gallery that they paid for him to do a 12-week adult art course.


Source: SKY News